Tim Ferguson
The Ferguson Report: Teals attack climate change with pointy end of planes
TEAL MP CLAIMS 27 FLIGHTS TO CANBERRA, FINDS CLIMATE CHANGE NOT SO SCARY IN BUSINESS CLASS The Teal independents are weighing up...
The Ferguson Report: Vegans just love their BLTs – bland, lousy and tasteless
An inner-city mandala-tattooed left-winged dodo has apologised for his unconscious bias against unconscious bias. The dodo said, “I’m consciously unconsciously anti-racist. Prove...
The Ferguson Report: Trump threatens to govern from jail between golf rounds
The next President In Absentia of the United States, Donald Trump, has vowed to campaign and rule from jail. Nothing much will...
The Ferguson Report: Harry takes stand and delivers … not much
The artist formally known as Prince Harry has given evidence in court against British newspapers who invaded the bits of his privacy...
The Ferguson Report: China’s crackdown on crack-ups is Sino the times
You’d think comedy that makes Chinese officials see red would be welcome. But China fined a Shanghai comedy venue over $3 million...
The Ferguson Report: DeSantis Twitter campaign launch smooth as a driverless Tesla
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis launched his presidential campaign on Twitter. To avoid seeming biased, Twitter stopped working. Technical issues cut the live...
The Ferguson Report: Extinction Rebellion verging on extinction
Climate activists Extinction Rebellion have had a meeting. But wait. There’s more. They’ve accepted that throwing paint at great artworks has not...
The Ferguson Report: Peter Dutton goes nuclear and sensitivity readers read the budget
DUTTON COMMITS TO NUCLEAR POWER BY 2075 OR CLIMATE APOCALYPSE The opposition to oppositionism leader Peter Dutton said: “Any sensible government must...
The Ferguson Report: Tinder ghosts Russia without so much as a text
The owners of Tinder are leaving Russia. They’re seeking asylum in another country for a couple of hours before moving to the...
The Ferguson Report: Australia re-imagining its military as completely imaginary
A major defence review has found the Australian military is “not fit for purpose”. Even worse, the “purpose” is also not fit...